I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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