My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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