hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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