More tranny stories later!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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