But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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