and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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