Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You don't make any sense
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