and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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