Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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