i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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