I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
