What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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