ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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