i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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