So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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