If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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