All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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