I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
