They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
