I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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