just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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