And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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