i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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