She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Randomize
