I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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