I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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