For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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