and you said cock pushups were impossible
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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