sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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