I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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