If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
