My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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