The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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