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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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