tell your sister to shave her snatch
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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