yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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