you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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