ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
