i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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