Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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