i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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