i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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