Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
