There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
So drunk its hurt
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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