Got a toothbrush?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Alive.
So much puke
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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