Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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