just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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