You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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