# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish I only lived at night.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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