I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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